__What is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee.  What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse.  What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet. How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up.__   
Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than four hundred puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm!  
  
  
"William's jokes are so simple yet so hilarious. I recommend this book to anyone who is interested in smiling, enjoys laughing, or is currently breathing. It's a must in your book collection!"--__Justin__, YouTube host and epic adventurer of JStu

__William Daniel__ is a sixth grader, a WWII enthusiast, and a competitive gymnast. He builds model airplanes and wants to be a pilot someday. He has an older sister, Maris, and a twin sister, Calyn, and is the younger by four minutes. As you can well imagine, he enjoys making people laugh, which he does for family, friends, and at school. William lives in Colorado with his family and dog, Riley.

What is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee.   
What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse.   
What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet.  
  
How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up.   
Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than 400 puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm. The perfect gift for the kid in your life, You're Joking Me guarantees hours of good, clean fun!

With more than 400 laugh out loud jokes written by a kid, for kids, this collection of original puns, riddles, and knock-knock jokes will have you laughing and sharing the fun with others.

Daniel, William

1Endorsements

3Half Title Page

5Title Page

6Copyright Page

7Dedication

9 Jokes

137Acknowledgments

139About the Author

141Back Ads

144Back Cover

What is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee.

What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse.

What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet.

How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up.

Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than 400 puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm. The perfect gift for the kid in your life, You're Joking Me guarantees hours of good, clean fun!

You're Joking Me (Burst Out Laughing Book #1)

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