Martha Bolton is a full-time comedy writer and the author of more than fifty books, including Didn't My Skin Used to Fit? She was a staff writer for Bob Hope for fifteen years and has also written for Phyllis Diller, Wayne Newton's USO show, Mark Lowry, and numerous other entertainers. She co-wrote the song "God Help the USA" with Bill Gaither and is well known for her song parodies. She has received four Angel Awards and an Emmy nomination. She and her husband live in Tennessee.

Whether Martha Bolton is contemplating whether or not there will be carbs in heaven or why she's growing her own turtle neck, she'll leave readers laughing out loud as they recognize the truth in her hilarious take on aging. Her fans crave each chapter just as they crave one more piece of chocolate. This veteran comedy writer adds occasional touching and poignant stories that remind readers what life is all about.

This best-selling author's take on middle age will leave readers laughing aloud and will help you face the day with a smile.

Bolton, Martha

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1. It’s Only Right 

2. Midnight at the Oasis 

3. The Five People You Meet in a Buffet Line

4. Last Breaths and Country Music

5. We B Bussin’ 

6. Ideal Destinations for the Menopausal Traveler

7. Death by Fashion

8. Is There a Doctor in the House?

9. Medical Definitions for the Middle-Aged  Patient and Beyond 

10. New Prescription Medicines for Middle-Aged  Patients

11. What Are They Doing Now?

12. Computer Signs for the Middle-Ager and Beyond

13. Gravity (Parody of ‘‘Yesterday’’)

14. Let’s Leave My Brain Out of This

15. I Hereby Bequeath

16. Today’s Weather for the Menopausal Woman

17. The Face-Lift-of-the-Month Club

18. Top 20 Countdown for Middle-Agers and Beyond 

19. Middle-Age Evolution

20. Growing My Own Turtleneck

21. Season’s Greetings

22. Life in Reality 

23. The Older We Get 

24. The Grandmother of Invention

25. Dreaming Your Life Away

26. Mind Games

27. Alma Maters Matter 

28. Of All Places 

29. Social Security

30. What’s in Your Pocket?

31. Tattoo to You, Too

32. It’s All Downhill From Here

33. That Settles It 

34. Relaxation Island

35. Tuesdays With Metamucil 

36. Thanks, But No Thanks

37. Retirement Community

38. Road Signs for the Middle-Ager and Beyond

39. Welcome Mat

40. Not Looking Back

41. Vote for Who? 

42. On Purpose

43. How to Have a Happy Birthday

44. Without You

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